Walter Sidney Kosner, son of John and grandson of Edward, was born on a misty November morning in 1991. He grew up in Connecticut where he disappointed his friends and family alike. After his tragic youth was behind him, he moved to Chicago to disappoint his father yet again by dropping out of Depaul University. Then in a last ditch effort to get his pathetic life together, Walter decided to recruit four of the biggest hunks in Chicago to start a band. Members: Luke Olson, Michael James Tirabassi, Danny Wells, and Charlie Ekhaus joined to become "The Walters".